Ships, Folk Art, and Whimsey in Bottles

This is a humorous and sexy scene showing a man sitting on a chair in his football jersey, helmet, blue jeans and tennis shoes watching a football game on TV. He has a piece of pizza in his hand and a plate on his lap with another piece of pizza on it. He is holding a can of beer in his other hand and there is a curly straw in the can because he has on a helmet. Beside the chair is a partial six pack of beer and a can on the TV stand. There is a TV with rabbit ears on a stand with a VCR on a lower shelf. Only the VCR is plugged into the floor outlet. There is a wooden floor and under the floor are two coral snakes in the shape of a heart. Overhead is a ceiling fan mounted to a ceiling with an attic with real insulation that is also part of the tamper proof locking system for the wooden stopper. The top of the stopper is appropriately enough, and large wooden football. The man's wife with long brown straight hair is standing beside the chair. She is dressed only in sheer stockings, thong underwear, a garter belt, and pink fluffy house slippers. She is smoking a cigarette and has on a necklace. She is wearing makeup and has rouge on her cheeks and blue eye shadow. She has the electric cord for the TV in her hand and the TV screen is black. The man has a startled expression on his face seeing his wife standing there nearly naked and the TV gone blank. It's is very clear what she has on her mind and he seems torn between the notion of joining her in some saucy fun and wishing he could continue to watch the game. Perhaps the VCR will come in handy about now.